so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
that’s actually not such a bad idea
Okay but consider this: mermaids in space
Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!
space mermaids swarming around an active galactic center to feed off the energy thrown off by it’s jets like deep sea fish at vents
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
when u do something ur friends never expected you to do
lotr AU where everything is exactly the same except the ring looks like this: